All Charlie Sheen wants for Christmas is a little peace and quiet after his neighbor allegedly assaulted him at home.
The “Two and a Half Men” alum, 58, told People in a story published Saturday that he isn’t planning a hectic holiday season.
“We are not one of those families that plan a ski trip or the tropical thing,” Sheen said.
“We don’t have 30 relatives flying in. No, it’s pretty calm, pretty traditional, very sane, very comfortable.”
The “Wall Street” star then added, “It’s very comfortable. I feel bad for people that experience so much stress during the holidays.”
Sheen ironically experienced a good amount of agony recently when he was reportedly attacked at his house in Los Angeles earlier this week.
The Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department confirmed Wednesday a 47-year-old unnamed woman allegedly broke into the actor’s property.
The two reportedly got into a heated dispute, at which point the female neighbor allegedly ripped Sheen’s shirt open and attempted to choke him.
It is unclear why the woman was so upset with the “Men at Work” star and what caused the altercation.
The alleged attacker was reportedly arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and burglary at her home following the incident.
According to TMZ, Sheen and the woman had a history of not getting along. He reportedly told police that she squirted sticky liquid on his car and dumped trash in front of his door recently.
However, the “Bookie” alum has not yet publicly addressed the ordeal. It’s unclear if he spoke to People prior to the alleged attack.
Sheen also told the outlet that he will be spending Christmas with his 14-year-old twin boys, Max and Bob, with whom he shares with ex-wife Brooke Mueller.
“They’re really cool, really smart, and really funny,” the “Machete Kills” star said of his sons.
“It doesn’t matter, whatever we’re doing that might be important and connected to our job, or some high brow moment of responsibility, the kids don’t care.”
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Sheen recently declared himself a single dad after claiming that Mueller, 46, is “not in the picture too much” when it comes to their kids.
However, sources close to the actress disputed that claim to Page Six and said she is a present parent.
“Brooke and Charlie have joint custody and are co-parenting their sons who are attending school in Malibu,” an insider told us earlier this month.
Aside from Max and Bob, Sheen also shares two daughters, Sami, 19, and Lola, 18, with ex-wife Denise Richards and has an older daughter, Cassandra Jade Estevez, 39, from a previous relationship with businesswoman Paula Profit.